Pokémon We Could Beat Up #20

This is Pokémon We Could Beat Up #20

This is a bi-weekly column from Chris and I where we go through the National Pokédex and talk about whether we could beat each Pokémon in a fight.


100-105

101. Electrode

Height: 3’11”

Weight: 146.8 lbs.

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Electrode

CHRIS: His explosions are huge so I don’t think I can hit him far enough. HOWEVER. If he blows up that’s a tie. I’ll take it.

STEVE: Electrode explodes just like Voltorb, but Electrode’s explosions are bigger. L.

102. Exeggcute

Height: 1’04”

Weight: 5.5 lbs.

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Exeggcute

CHRIS: This may be the easiest one we had yet. There is one that’s not cracked. W

STEVE: Do my eyes deceive me or is this a group of sentient eggs? One of them is already broken! W.

103. Exeggutor

Height: 6’07”

Weight: 264.6 lbs.

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Exeggutor

CHRIS: He doesn’t have arms. That is the only advantage I think I have. I don’t know how I lose, but I know it happens.

STEVE: How on Earth does a pile of eggs evolve into this beast? I’m not upset, I’m just curious. L.

104. Cubone

Height: 1’04”

Weight: 14.3 lbs.

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Cubone

CHRIS: I’d take his bone and beat him with it. He’s so little so it shouldn’t cause too many issues with me.

STEVE: Cubone is such a sad little Pokémon, I feel so bad about beating it up.

It is called the Lonely Pokémon because of its tendency to keep to itself and avoid social situations…

Bulbapedia

Me too Cubone, me too. W.

105. Marowak

Height: 3’03”

Weight: 99.2 lbs.

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Marowak

CHRIS: Slightly bigger than Cubone. Not impressed. I’d love to see what’s under that skill helmet.

STEVE: Marowak’s bone could be deadly, but I’m placing a heavy emphasis on could. Standing at a little over 3 feet and under 100 pounds, Marowak is a little shrimp. Not scared. W.


STANDINGS

CHRIS: 3-1-1. That tie is important. I won’t forget it. We are really deep into this. There might be a point when I lose 8 straight with the tanks coming up.

STEVE: 3-2 two weeks in a row. I needed this, if I finish the original 151 with a positive record I’ll be happy.

New fights every Monday and Friday 5:00 PM EST. Gotta beat em’ all.

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